Room 206, Saturday Morning
Jun. 6th, 2015 12:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dwarvenswaggerWhen Thorin awoke this morning, he found himself in possession of a number of things that he did not normally have. Chief among them being a bosom.
He squawked indignantly, touching his suddenly bountiful chest and then face to find that he managed grow a fuller beard as a female than as a male. Which. Um. Unfair and rude. But only par for the course since fate was ever cruel to him.
With a sigh, he pushed himself out of bed, wincing as the movement caused things to bounce. He needed to find something to bind his chest down.
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He squawked indignantly, touching his suddenly bountiful chest and then face to find that he managed grow a fuller beard as a female than as a male. Which. Um. Unfair and rude. But only par for the course since fate was ever cruel to him.
With a sigh, he pushed himself out of bed, wincing as the movement caused things to bounce. He needed to find something to bind his chest down.
[[Door closed, post totally open]]
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Date: 2015-06-06 07:58 pm (UTC)And not, you know, clothing meant for the children of men.
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Date: 2015-06-06 08:00 pm (UTC)Consider who you were shopping with, Thorin, and fear.
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Date: 2015-06-06 08:05 pm (UTC)"I should hope they have decent enough fabrics as well." Men did dress a bit shabbily, after all.