Room 206, Saturday Morning

[dwarvenswagger]

When Thorin awoke this morning, he found himself in possession of a number of things that he did not normally have. Chief among them being a bosom.

He squawked indignantly, touching his suddenly bountiful chest and then face to find that he managed grow a fuller beard as a female than as a male. Which. Um. Unfair and rude. But only par for the course since fate was ever cruel to him.

With a sigh, he pushed himself out of bed, wincing as the movement caused things to bounce. He needed to find something to bind his chest down.

[[Door closed, post totally open]]

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[yogurtvore]

"Maybe they have a better system," Blue said.

Whatever they had, she was sure it was way too decorated.

She held out a pair of yoga pants and a t-shirt that was pretty loose on her to him and said, "Here, try those on."

[dwarvenswagger]

Thorin gave her a dubious look before accepting the garments. He then slunk back behind the curtain in order to change into them.

"I do not feel secure," he muttered once it was done. Because he wasn't wearing five layers.

[yogurtvore]

"That's because you don't have a bra yet," Blue, who had taken this opportunity to dress quickly (in a dress she'd sewn together from pieces of old t-shirts). "It's fixable." More or less. "You don't have to wear a bra if you don't want to," she felt the need to add, "just, you know, you seem uncomfortable."

[dwarvenswagger]

"You have not proven false to me, so I will trust you on this," Thorin replied. Because he was big ol' drama queen.

Princess, at the moment.

[yogurtvore]

"We'll go shopping," Blue declared. "It'll be fun. Maybe."

[dwarvenswagger]

"I only hope we can find a clothier who can fit dwarves," he said with a quick smile.

And not, you know, clothing meant for the children of men.

[yogurtvore]

"They have all sorts of stuff at that place in town," Blue assured him. "I'm sure we can find something."

Consider who you were shopping with, Thorin, and fear.

[dwarvenswagger]

HE HAD NO IDEA HOW BAD IT COULD BE.

"I should hope they have decent enough fabrics as well." Men did dress a bit shabbily, after all.